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Black Rat

Black Rat £2.00

Description of Black Rat

A squeaking black rat!
It might be plastic but it looks mighty real to me. Place the rat under the sofa or chair and say to a friend "Ive just dropped something under the chair" and ask them pick it up for you. (I bet they dont hold it for long)
Leave it in the fridge and watch them squeal.

Where would you hide your rat? Let us know.